When the dick smaller than what that nigga talked it up to be
When you pull down her pants and it smells like left out chitlins
When he asks you if you came
When she say she dont suck dick but asks you to eat her out
When he tell you he just needs time to get it up
When she hypes up her head game but it feels like sandpaper
When his oral game consists of drawing out only the letters A-D
When she decides to converse after y’all fuck..
When he thinks going deeper is reading poetry
When she moans she loves you
When he cums in 2.5 seconds
When she tries to kiss you after she swallows your nut
When he says yo asshole look nice while fucking from behind
When you open the fridge and there’s an empty container
When yo momma talk about you to her friends
When your friends ask for gas money
When a first time weed smoker don’t smoke that blunt right
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST